Gronk Says That When Brady Is Going Nuts After Touchdowns He's Yelling About All The Bitches Gronk Is Gonna Get

SO. MANY. BITCHESSSSSS!!!!!!

(Source) — Rome asked Gronk if he thought the Pats were “f—ed” with the Seahawks sitting on the 1-yard line and Marshawn Lynch in the backfield. And Gronk admitted it went through his head. “Actually, yes. Right when they got down to about the [1-yard] line that’s what I was thinking, ‘We are f—ed.’ I usually never say that word. You just got me to swear. I usually don’t swear. That’s his fault!” Gronk said, pointing at Rome. “I actually had a little confidence too. It’s rare when a team is on the 2-yard line. The percentages are that you’re going to score a touchdown. So we’re reacting on the sidelines and making a game plan just in case they score. But as a defense, our team made a great play there and Malcolm Butler stepped up.” Rome got Gronk to swear later too when asking him what Tom Brady yells at him following a touchdown celebration. Gronk tried to hedge by saying he’s “just fired up” and it’s “a natural reaction” and Brady says “‘Hell yeah!’ and shit like that.” Rome wasn’t buying it and finally got the tight end to cut loose with his Brady impersonation. “OK … it’s more like “HELL YEAH MOTHERF****ER! I knew it! I knew you could to it! You’re gonna get some b—-es after the game now!” “That’s what he says.”

So awesome. Brady is like a dad living vicariously through his high school star athlete, only somehow on the field at the same time. You ever have a good game and your dad says “Have fun tonight, you earned it. But be safe” and he gave you that smirk that says “Goddamn you lucky motherfucker. What I wouldn’t give to be in your shoes.” That’s Brady and Gronk. So happy for him but also so jealous. Hey man I’d love to get out there and fuck all those groupies waiting for us at Howl but I gotta get home to my supermodel wife! Sucks, I know. Fuck em for me, man. Fuck em for meeeee!!!!! Just goes to show you grass is always greener. Tom Brady has a perfect life but every time he throws a touchdown pass to Gronk all he’s thinking is Man that dude is gonna get his dick sucked so hard tonight. Goddamn you lucky motherfucker. What I wouldn’t give to be in your shoes.

PS – Gronk saying he rarely says fuck is sneaky hilarious. I think it’s because I totally believe him. Gronk is such a goofy kid and kind soul that I bet he cringes whenever he accidentally says the F word.

PPS – Gronk also had some other great bits on Rome.

He’d choose a concussion over a knee injury because he’s always so blackout he hardly remembers shit anyway.

And his party bus kicks the shit out of Jerry Jones’. For the record I disagree with this one. I’m sure Gronk’s bus is a blast but I bet Jerry’s fucking pops off. Gronk’s is probably like a sweet frat party but Jerry’s is like an exotic club with high class whores and crazy drugs and shit. Gronk has loud music and beer, which is awesome, but if you’re looking to get real fucking weird I bet Jerry’s is the spot.