Florida Chick Arrested For Taking Her Bikini Top Off and Tugging Her Nipple Rings #SpringBreak
TSG Meet Jaclynn Glover. The 26-year-old Floridian is locked up on a felony lewdness charge after she removed her bikini top in a beachside café and began groping her breasts in “a sexual nature” while also “tugging on her nipple ring,” cops allege.
Glover was on line at a Holmes Beach eatery Tuesday afternoon when she removed her bathing suit top and “exposed her bare breasts to all restaurant patrons,” according to a police report.
After walking around the café, the topless Glover sat down at a table, where she “again groped her breasts in a sexual nature,” according to witnesses who spoke with police. Glover, who is also known as Jaclynn Lussier, subsequently covered her breasts after being approached by restaurant workers.
In addition to a lewd and lascivious behavior count, Glover was charged with disorderly conduct, apparently because she was “being belligerent, using vulgar language and causing a disturbance by exposing her bare breasts.”
In a March 26 Facebook post, a bikini-clad Glover is seen poolside atop the shoulders of a male acquaintance. “Lol was deff havin alot of fun …and 3 bottles of wine later the pool didnt seem so cold,” she commented.
Listen I know this chick is 26 years old and (hopefully) well out of college, but come on, Florida in March/early April means one thing and one thing only. Spring Break. Whether it’s kids there literally celebrating their Spring Break, or just the general sense and atmosphere in the air, it’s basically a 1.5 month period where all the little non-essential “crimes” and rules get put on hold and everyone just lives it up however they please. Like as long as you’re not physically murdering or hurting another person it just kind of slides. So you’re telling me we’re really going to enforce “lewdness charges” during a time like that? That’s seriously how we’re going to utilize our law enforcement? By locking chicks up for rubbing their boobs a lil bit? Sexually tugging on some nipple rings? What are you guys 12? Grow up.
PS – Was there not a Mexican bartender in the area loudly blowing a whistle? If there’s one thing I’ve learned from StoolSnaps, it’s that if you got one of those guys around, it’s basically anything and I mean ANYTHING goes.