Chris Conte Is Off The Hook. This Is Now The Most Savage Stiff Arm Of All Time

There's nothing I love more than a good stiff arm and this one is the all-time best now in my book. They always talk about "welcome to the _____ league" type moments. This isn't that. This is a the type of moment where you need to reevaluate your choices in life. Like buddy, if you're on the wrong end of a stiff arm that registers on the Richter scale then maybe you should take up something like pottery. Spin that wheel and fire up the kiln because sports might not be your thing. Not that he even has a choice anymore because I am pretty sure he's paralyzed now. 

Shoutout to Chris Conte for no longer having the most emasculating stiff arm in internet history. Still hold silver and bronze positions though