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How About That Zillion Beers Guy Just Throwing Everyone At Barstool Under The Bus While On A Beer Run?

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Hey! It's the Zillion Beers guy!  And he's taking shots at coworkers who aren't photogenic...via PICTURES!  Not everyone, though!  A couple of good photos are in here!  Such as Kate and Ellie and Daniela look FAB!  Frank The Tank could be Romeo on the balcony in his pizza delivery window!  But some people....YIKES!!!  Like Smitty here!!! He had to have his Dad had to come down and pick up the balls for him!  What a L-7 WEENIE!!!!! 

And what about Nate!!!  Zillion Beers guy gonna dox him for NOT EVEN OWNING A TABLE?!?!?!  WHAT?!?!?!

Tommy Smokes in a mask looks like  _____ (fill in the blank comment section)!!!!  

And KFC in his bathrobe…at 4pm on a Wednesday?!?!?!  WHAT?!?!!?

(Editor's Note 2.0: actually spot on brand for KFC, CBS, do some research)

WOW!  But thank you Zillion Beers dude for attempting to keep Ellie's feet away from the predators and Brandon Walker's chin away from humanity! 

Tune into the Ballina Cup starting TONIGHT!  It will surely be a blast worth, wait for it, a ZILLION MEMORIES!!!

PS - Check in on Fortnight Boy for me, please!  It's AGAIN tough doing his job for him getting all these PAGEVIEWS!!!