Wisconsin Hoops Team Debates Who Is The Best FIFA Player During Press Conference...Things Get NSFW
I know these guys aren’t high right now but like, they’re definitely high right? Seems like the group of stoners where every time you end up in their room they’re sitting huddled around a TV with wires all over the place, a massive bong on the table and open Cheetos bags scattered on the floor, not one of the 4 best basketball teams in the country. That’s what makes them so likable. I picture Kentucky in some underground bunker all week running on those futuristic treadmills with oxygen masks on and wires attached to them like a bunch of Dragos then meeting with agents and getting fitted for NBA jerseys. Meanwhile Wisco is playing N64 and giggling about suckoffs.
PS – Anybody know what suckoffs are? Not Googling that. Not this early in the morning at least.