Sam Dekker’s UMichigan Smokeshow Girlfriend Can Throw A Football Clear Over The Moon


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So obviously Sam Dekker is dating a Michigan girl.  Those Wisconsin farm girls just don’t do it for him.  Hell he probably worked up the courage to contact her after Kmarko posted her for the 50th time on Barstool U.   Anyway I just saw this Instagram video of her throwing a football like she’s Tom Brady or something.  I mean no joke she has a way better arm than Weird Haircut Seth.  This is how super babies are made.  Combine a 6’9 guy with a girl who has Jeff George’s arm and anything is possible.  I think that’s what makes hot athletic chicks so primal.  It’s simple Darwinism.  You know you can create monster offspring.


Anyway cue the video…