Romo Rocking The Free Hat From His Pizza Hut Commercial Out In Public Is Classic Tony Romo

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I’m not even one of those guys that hates Tony Romo, I actually in a weird way want him to succeed, but this is just such a classic Romo move. That right there is the guy who plays Hide and Go Seek at his bachelor party. “So what if I make millions and millions of dollars? Free is free bro, this nondescript blue baseball hat from my Pizza Hut commercial is fucking MONEY, pass me a Zima” -Tony Romo, probably.

Also, totally aside from the hat, what the hell is the deal with Jason Garrett and Tony Romo doing shit together all the time? I feel like this is the 5th basketball game they’ve gone to together this year. Does anyone else think that’s weird? Could you imagine any other Coach/QB hanging out like this? Every time I see them I feel like I’m watching one of those MTV True Life episodes where the mom wants to be hot and slutty and friends with her teenage daughter. I’m your friend first and your parent second. Jason Garrett just going Michael Scott in everyone’s face.

They also 100% talk shit about Jerry Jones the entire time. So much so that I bet JJ has one of them bugged without them even knowing it.

h/t @B_Mo66