Quarantine Day 69: I Had A Rap Battle With A Chair

This chair looks nice but it's not. Try sitting in it, you just thud into it like a slab of concrete. If you're thinking "what did this chair do to deserve this?", you're wrong. It got a stain on it within three weeks, like a heat-seeking stain missile. No one actually wants to sit in this seat. You can try to have the chair's back but it barely has a leg to stand on.