We Need To Help Porky The Puppy!!

Look bitches, we need to help this puppy. Porky is the cutest lil guy I’ve ever seen and he’s basically blind cause his face is too wrinkly. They aren’t asking for a ton of money, and the people raising the money are huge stoolies. That’s why this is important. This isn’t a random asshole. The dude whose puppy it is has on Barstool gear in his Twitter pic. Nobody gets a puppy and expects 8 months later to have medical bills through the roof. I’m feeling generous today so I’m throwing a few shekels at him (not literally at him, Nolan).

Help if you can. Porky needs eyes.