Good Lord Jake Gyllenhaal Got SWOLL For His New Flick, Southpaw


Whoa there, Donnie Darko.  Save some for the rest of us.  Wasn’t he just a skinny little shit in Nightcrawler (very solid movie) a couple months ago?  Looks like somebody’s been stealing meds intended Smarty Jones.  And that entire movie looks like one long roid rage, too.  I smell a solid 65% on Rotten Tomatoes.