Best. Bodyguard. Ever. I mean that was legitimately a Terry Tate: Office Linebacker commercial right there. Kid touches Riff Raff, INSTANTLY flattened from out of nowhere. This 6’9″ 280 pound behemoth flying out of left field with closing speed you only find in the elite players of the NFL. Honestly Detroit you’re probably better off saving all that money on Ndamukong Suh, just give Riff Raff’s bodyguard a holler instead and watch everyone in the NFC North get pancaked.