Wake Up With The Best Homemade Pizza Recipe Ever

I'm making this recipe this weekend. Now obviously I would prefer to go with a Chicago tavern style pie, but I don't have the proper oven to do so and this pizza looks good, so this is what I'm rolling with. I know what you're thinking:  "WSD, you said this is the best pizza recipe ever but haven't even tried it yet!" to which I'd say "shut the fuck up and click on the mundane wake up blog, bitch". 

Three more things:

1. Yes, I'm doing this because I'm bored af. Nothing else to do really so fuck it, let's make homemade pizza. I'm sure I'll be drinking alone while playing with the oven and knives and whatnot. Perfect 

2. I have been meaning to do this for a few weeks, but stores are legit sold out of yeast. I guess all of the basic betches and losers like me are making way more bread and whatnot than normal because we're all cooped up at home. Had to get my yeast on Amazon and it took about 20 days to get to me it's in such short supply right now

3. Join along with me. Not like anyone in our state can do anything on what's supposed to be one of the best weekends of summer anyways. Thanks Pritzker! 

Hope this works and thank you, the common comment section dwelling dickhead, for the click... I needed to get a blog out in 5 mins and this was the first thing that came to my mind. Appreciate you all understanding