Dude Texts His GF Pretending To Be A Sidepiece And She Promptly Goes APETITS

So above is the recipe for disaster our little boyfriend decided to test the waters of insanity.  Here’s what happened.

Good gravy.  That’s what we call going 0 to batshit in record time, kids.   I don’t care if it reeks of a JMac shit, here’s a PSA:  Do NOT trifle with women and their emotions like this.  We still don’t understand their species well enough to take these kinds of risks for the sake of humor.  Plus this is the type of chick who already goes overly insane if you’re 10 minutes late or when she can’t see the moon.  It’s one thing to go on a texting tirade but it’s another to make it real life and charge over like a bat out of hell.  Them fightin’ strides from that beast.  I hope this brave soul enjoyed his dick while he could, because the smart money it’s been decapitated and thrown into the garbage disposal.

I don’t know why but I think this is relevant.  Wait, I know exactly why.

via ED