The Geniuses At Chuck E Cheese Changed Their Name To "Pasqually’s Pizza" So People Would Order Their Pizza For Delivery


Chuck E Cheese isn't doing too well during the pandemic. Nobody can wake up hungover and take their kid to a rundown strip-mall and toss them into a saliva filled petri dish called the Chuck E Cheese ball pit any time soon. So they had to pivot. They had to find a new source of revenue in these trying times. 

What else does Chuck E Cheese (full name: Charles Entertainment Cheese) have to offer besides ski ball, a questionable looking mouse, and an animatronic band? PIZZA. Everyone loves pizza, and not for nothing, CEC makes a meannnn cheese pizza according to KB who went there last month "for research purposes I swear". 

But for some reason, they have a stigma against them. Nobody is going to log onto Seamless and dial up Chuck E Cheese's pizza for delivery. So how'd they circumvent this?





GOD DAMN GENIUSES. Charles hit the showers and it became Pasqually's time to shine!



This motherfucker! If I didn't know better I'd think he just took down the biggest podcast in the world.

Today is fun. This motherfucker Pasqually. I can't stop laughing. What a day.