This Little Boy Who Wants To Go To The Pub And Not The Doctor Has His Priorities Straight

He gets it.  No point in going to the doctor when you can get all the medicine you need at the local pub.  That little guy is young but wise beyond his years.  The best cure for any sickness is a few whiskeys.  Runny nose?  Whiskey.  The flu?  Whiskey.  The clap?  Whiskey.  A broken leg? Whiskey.  And if you’re a person who doesn’t have health insurance (me) it’s a whole hell of a lot cheaper.  I’d much rather pay a 6 hour bar tab then to have a doctor poking and prodding me for 10 minutes, tell me I’m out of shape and then charge me $600.  Screw that.  This kid has a bright future ahead of him.  I can tell you that much.  Doctors become completely useless when you learn that drinking makes all your problems disappear.

PS- The answer to the question, “How do you know a kid has alcoholic parents?” is that video right there.  Nothing wrong with that, just stating a fact.