Oh Laura you ol' minx, you. You knew exactly what you were doing there and let me tell you, it worked.
As we start to edge ourselves closer and closer to finally returning back to a normal life, it's going to be difficult to get people to still abide by the rules instead of going crazy with freedom again. It's going to be tough to get people to understand that just because some things are opening back up, doesn't mean that we get to immediately go back to living life the way we did before March. There are still precautions we have to take and rules we have to follow. And what's the easiest way to get people to stop ignoring the rules?
Make it about sex. You're not going to be so quick to grab someone else's tennis ball when all you can think about is Laura judging you for grabbing on to a hot, sweaty, sticky set o' nuts now, will ya? Didn't think so. Sex sells and don't you ever forget it.
So when you're out there spending your entire afternoon double-faulting on the courts, just think to yourself "What Would The Iron Crotch Do?" when sending someone's balls back their way.