Look. There are some people who we make exceptions for. Some people who we bend over backwards for. Legends who we must protect at all costs. One such person is Ron Jeremy.
Ron Jeremy isn't asking for much here. He just needs help saving his big wood. He's someone who has spread his wood around with the best of them, now it's time to give one back.
We wouldn't knock down Bob Barker's tree. We wouldn't knock down The Rock's tree. And we shouldn't knock down Ron Jeremy's tree. So hopefully Con Ed and the NYC Parks Department do the right thing.
Hopefully they do the right thing and #SaveRonsWood