Being a burglar seems fucking terrible. It’s like the crime version of playing scratch offs but just much more risky. What can you really sell for a big profit now? Most jewelry is traceable. TVs are fucking cheap at Walmart and stores like that. It honestly feels like the juice isn’t worth the squeeze anymore.
Nevertheless, these dummies tried it but got caught by Charlie the Yappy dog. Embarrassing. If you’re gonna rob, you can’t be nervous about a little ankle biter. I guess what they say is true. There’s no honor amongst or by being a thief.
Look at ole Charlie. He’s standing there like
Now get that good boy a milk bone (or Greenie. They’re better for their teeth).