I Need Megan Fox To Stop Messing Around And Just Make a Comeback Already
Here I was, all stoked about new Megan Fox pics, and I just hit a whammy. The fuck is that, Megan Fox? She owes us real pics now. Not because I can get my rocks off to them, but because she’s Megan Fucking Fox. You don’t wear one pieces when you’re Megan Fox. You don’t show off the minimum amount of skin. Megan Fox was at the top of the mountain not too long ago. And the thing is, she never really lost her fastball, she just quit. She Barry Sanders’d us. Walked out on us and married some loser. I need her to make a comeback. Need her to show she still has it. This shit ain’t gonna cut it, Fox.
It’s just taunting. She knows she’s still a dime, we know she’s still a dime, but she won’t let us see it. She’s the hot chick who wears hoodies all the time but then shows up on prom night and everyone’s eyes come bulging out of their head and jaws hit the floor. I’ll be monitoring Megan Fox, waiting for that day to come once again.
