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Texas Roadhouse In Trouble After Accidentally Serving Sangria To A Two Year Old And Getting Her Drunk

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NYDN- A North Carolina toddler was rushed to hospital after a waitress accidentally served her sangria instead of cranberry juice. Gabriela Gilliam was with her parents at the Texas Roadhouse in Asheville on Friday night to celebrate her father Derek Gilliam’s 25th birthday, reports ABC 13. But the evening took an alarming turn when she was mistakenly handed the alcoholic cocktail. The 2-year-old took a large swig and immediately said that it tasted funny. Her mom Tiffany Gilliam tried the beverage and was stunned to discover it was laced with booze. “She was staggering and she was kissing everything,” Gilliam told ABC. The tot was rushed to hospital, where doctors diagnosed her with accidental alcohol ingestion. Little Gabriela returned home, where she had to be monitored for several nights as she slept. “I had to rub her belly the whole night and she slept with us because I was scared that she might not wake up,” her mom told ABC. “That she’d choke on her throw up and not wake up. It was the most horrible feeling ever,” she added. The toddler is now said to have made a good recovery.

 

 

 

 

How would they have known if they hadn’t tasted the Sangria?  The quote of, “She was staggering and kissing everything” is the description of every two year old on the planet.  All those little fuckers do is run into stuff and put toys in their mouth.  If they had just ignored the kid when she said it tasted funny that kid would’ve been LOADED and they wouldn’t have had any idea.  So the kid drank a little Sangria.  So what?  Give it six months and there will be a study a with the headline “Is Drinking Sangria Good For Two Year Olds?”  It’s bound to happen.  Wait long enough for anything and there’s bound to be a some study that supports whatever horrible thing you’ve done as a parent or allowed your kid to do. It also goes to show how much people are like babies when they drink.  A sober two year old staggers everywhere and kisses everything.  Same goes for a drunk adult.  Especially if your name is Joe Namath.

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PS- Say what you will about Texas Roadhouse but if you haven’t had their rolls and cinnamon butter spread then you can get the fuck outta my face.