Pray 4 Stassie Karanikolaou: She Is SO Thirsty And Horny In This Instagram Post

Get it?!? Like THIRSTY FOR SEX??? Stassie's thirsty, you're thirsty, I'm thirsty, EVERYONE is thirsty right now.  I'm pretty sure that's what her innuendo is here. Just all quarantined up, thirsty for any sort of affection at all. Perhaps I can direct her to the camera guy that took the picture? He's at least within arms reach. Seems like that'd be a layup for her, not to assume gender or anything like that.

But I'm not thirsty for sex (lie), I'm not trying to objectify Stassie (lie) and I'm won't make light of her situation of being pent up in some billion dollar Malibu mansion while being hot for a living during this global pandemic (colossal lie). Instead, I'm going to direct your attention my thirst for BLOOD. Because that's what I'm really thirsty for. I'm thirsty for blood.

And blood I will have with Smitty, Matt Barnes and Patrick Corbin in that dirty Eastern European commie hell hole of Verdansk today. We're going live at 1030/1130EST, but until then, enjoy some more pics of Kylie Jenner's best friend or whoever the fuck she is. Dumps like a goddamn truck! Bet that's right up a lot of you scumbags' alleys.