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US Navy Fighter Jets Have Intercepted At Least Eight UFOs And Even LOCKED ONTO ONE WITH AIR TO AIR MISSILES

DM - Reports newly released by the Naval Safety Center reveal more information on the bizarre encounters U.S. Navy pilots have had with unidentified flying objects off the east coast of the United States.  Eight hazard reports filed with the center's web-based reporting system were acquired under the Freedom of Information Act by The Drive and detail strange run-ins that include a near mid-air collision with a balloon-like object and a sighting of a suitcase-sized aircraft.  In one 2014 encounter, the Navy jet reported even being able to lock onto the object with an air-to-air missile.  Seven of the reports were filed between 2013 and 2014 in a patch of airspace known as W-72 warning area which lies off the coast of Virginia and North Carolina. In each of these reports, F/A-18E/F Super Hornets were involved in the encounter.  The eighth report released occurred years later in 2019 and took place in the airspace known as the W-386 warning area which also lies over the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Maryland. This final report involved an EA-18G Growler.

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Gazooks!   We've all seen the US Navy has declassified some serious stuff before...but THIS?!?!?!  A few Close Encounters Of The Third Kind are one thing, but actually LOCKING ONTO A UFO WITH A MISSILE!?!?!?!?  That's what the wise people on Earth like to call - BANANALAND!!!  Nothing like an Battlestar Galactica aka Star War kicking off cause one US Fighter Pilot thought he had the interstellar bean bag to blow up something nobody can even possibly comprehend!  Let's just hope they don't become hostile! I'm not sure if Will Smith can still beat the piss out of these aliens one by one!  Welcome to Earth!  

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