Iggy Azalea Got A Boob Job And Unrelated I'm Ready To Open My Heart To Iggy Azalea Again
Fusion – Aussie rap (?) star Iggy Azalea has often had to dodge attacks over her being a fake — from her dubious street cred, affected “blackish” accent to her questionable MC skills — but in a recent Vogue interview she’s up front about her newfound artificiality: Her boob job.
Interviewed for the magazine’s latest “Shape Issue,” Iggy hardly hesitated when asked what part of her body she would change:
“I did change something: Four months ago, I got bigger boobs! I’d thought about it my entire life.”
Her reasoning? “She was sick of having to sew padding into her stage costumes and wanted to be able to wear lingerie without wiring.” According to the interview, she breezily popped a french fry in her mouth upon explanation, batting no lashes, skipping no beats.
At first [Iggy] resolved never to discuss this publicly; she didn’t want girls — so many of her fans are barely high school age—to feel bad about their own bodies. ‘But then,’ she says, ‘I decided I wasn’t into secret-keeping.’
Such courage, such strength. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 1,000 times..if you’re rich and/or famous, you’re a chump if you’re not using every relatively safe technological and medical advancement to make your life better. Fake titties? Done. HGH to get in shape faster for a movie? No problem. Blood doping so your erections are as hard as granite? Whatever you want. And I love this move by Iggy even more because it’s such a slap in the face to the “love yourselves, you’re all perfect just how you are” happy horse shit that we’re being forcefed nowadays. Iggy may be relatively untalented and downright hated for it online these days but we should thank her for the reminder that no matter how successful you may be, there’s always room to hate yourself and improve. Thank you for showing us the way, Iggy.
Also to any of the girls who might feel bad about themselves because Iggy Azalea got fake titties: Grow up. If you’re past puberty making life and personal worth decisions based upon the surgeries of a dumpy Australian rapper co-opting black culture and vocal inflections to fuck a 10th man NBA player then you deserve your future life of Lane Bryant slacks and self-loathing. Only the strong survive.
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Now time to celebrate with the song of Iggy’s people:
Also FYI, the reason there aren’t more Iggy boob pics in here is because trying to get a glimpse at Iggy’s new titties from the Grammys a month back feels a little like that old “Where’s the beef?” commercial:
(Iggy Azalea photo by Debby Wong/Shutterstock)