Bill Belichick's Interview Game Is Already In Mid-Season Form

Just deciding if I want o save some time and go with VII Rings.

Who’s Revis?

I’ve made a lot of guys great.

I’ve missed it before? Didn’t even know. Must have been doing important stuff like gameplanning.

Who’s the guy who is in complete control of everything? That’s the job I’ll do.

What are video games? I play real life.

Yeah go ask John about that. He’s the guy who said I should’ve had Tommy take a knee back in ’01 right? Sure he’s got some spot-on opinions.

There’s a Rutgers intramural basketball game I’d rather be scouting.

All around fantastic performance from Bill at the coaches’ meetings. You’d think it’s something we’d get used to but it absolutely never gets old. His handling of the media is one of my favorite things on planet earth and it will be forever. It’s not an act, he just hates wasting his time. There’s nothing that annoys him more than sitting in a hotel ballroom or at a podium when he knows damn well he could be out there getting the drop on other coaches while they rub elbows with their BFFs. That’s why he’s Bill Belichick, that’s why he has a boat in Nantucket named after an absurd amount of Super Bowls, and that’s why there’s no man in the history of the world I’d rather follow into battle.