Taylor Swift Bought All The Porn Domain Names With "Taylor Swift" In Them.... You Know What That Means!!!!! (It Means She's Smart)

(Newser) – Come June, .porn and .adult Web URLs will be available to the general public, just like .xxx sites went live in 2011. But certain people and companies with trademarks were allowed to snap up .porn or .adult domain names early, and Taylor Swift registered both taylorswift.porn and taylorswift.adult. “It is unclear what she plans to do with them, if anything,” notes the Hollywood Reporter. But no, the singer’s probably not considering expanding into the adult film business; CNN Money notes that she likely bought the URLs to avoid someone else starting up a Taylor Swift-themed porn website. Swift also recently got the last laugh at hackers over their nude pic claims.

Actually it just means that she doesn’t want any scumbag fake porn makers using her name to get rich. It means she’s an excellent business person. You’d be surprised how hard it is to remember to buy this stuff. Like let’s take the exact opposite of Taylor Swift, a company that is run very poorly, they always forget to do these kinds of things. Off the top of my head, if I had to pick an example I’d bet that someone like…. ummmmm… well, like BarstoolSports. They NEVER do this. Every time there’s a new social media platform they always forget to reserve their fucking website. But Taylor being so smart is a little disappointing. Not that I ever thought that Taylor Swift would do porn, but if there’s a “fake” nude then I could that as seeing that person naked. When I was about 14 I jerked off to a “topless Topanga” and good luck telling me I didn’t. That’s what I could have had with “topless Taylor Swift” if she wasn’t such a damn business genius.

PS – Such a warped sense of “smart business” we have here at Barstool when “remembering to register your brand name” counts as a remarkably smart business decision.