[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]
Wait...WHAT?!?!? That's just silly, Polina! I like you, but you're crazy! You can't get a tan off the light in the refrigerator! If that were true, oh the RADIATION! It would be deadly!
Hold on...I get it! Polina's just joshing us around! Of COURSE she didn't get a tan off the light of the fridge! That's just a witty quarantine related quip! Polina's got a few of them roaming around her parts! "Is it too late to uninstall and reinstall 2020...I think it has a virus!" That's GOLD, Polina! GOLD! Good for Polina for staying safe and making us laugh during the global pandemic. Go Polina Go! Down with Covid-19! Up with responsible distancing and humor!
PS - Keep an eye out on Twitchy Fortnight Boy as I continue to do his job for him! Tell him it's diffiulct to get all these PAGEVIEWS all day, everyday!