Gonzaga Was Extra Motivated To Destroy Iowa Because If They Won They Got To Go To Benihana

Benihana?  Beni fucking hana?  Beni FUCKING Hana?!

Hell yeah, I knew I liked this Wiltjer kid.  Great locker room celebrations and impeccable taste in dining and cuisine.  Seriously a lot of people might think they’re too cool for Benihana, that they’re above it, that it’s something you grow out of.  Those people are what we like to call stupid idiots.  Can you beat a night of Rocky’s Choice with the Hibachi Shrimp appetizer combined with table side entertainment and pageantry and a smell you won’t be able to get out of your clothes for 3 laundry cycles?  No, the answer is no.

3 words: onion volcano mothafuckaaaa.