Fucking lunatics, but if you say that doesn't look fun as fuck you got a big ol dump in your pants. Back when I was an All American D3 bullpen catcher we'd play fungo golf during practice. Basically just gotta use the fungo to hit the ball as close to a marker in the outfield as possible. Wish one of my asshole teammates would have had the brain to think up something awesome like this. The coolest thing we ever did was start a fire in the bullpen by rubbing two sticks together mid game (true story).
I miss baseball. Almost wish there was a professional baseball spin the bottle league to watch right now. Anything at all to help pass the time, which is moving too slow these days.
Okay ima go get snot slinging drunk peace