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Booger & Tess: Gone Too Soon

This is horrible news. By far the worst news I've heard in....hours, these days but bad news all the same. Gone too soon are our sweet princes. I want you to remember them as they were:

I'm not picking on you, Boog! Tess, you know I love you too!

And lest we forget, one of the best tweets of this millennium:

Gone too soon. Too goddamn soon. I hope everyone that wished for this happens comes to their senses when we have some boring ass booth next season. If they bring Witten back, I'll never forgive any of you.

Gonna fight through the tears on the Twitch for a little. Come watch Pendergrass and the vulcan change work magic.