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The Marcin Gortat Basketball Camp in Poland Looks Like a Blast

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Hey kid, you didn’t get back on defense? BOOM you’re dead! Brains everywhere!

 

 

One of my favorite things is when foreign people do foreign people things. I’m not talking about when the Asians take over DC and do their weird Asian people things, taking weird pictures of random shit in their weird Asian picture taking pose

 

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but instead I’m talking about when foreigners go back to their homeland ride around on tanks and shoot guns and pose with army shit. Marcin Gortat is the newest addition to the list, joining Ovi.

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Basically, free agency starts tomorrow and they need to resign Gortat. So send him more tanks, more machine guns, whatever he wants. Sign him, sign a backup PG, maybe resign Ariza if he’ll stay for cheap, get more depth uprfront but not from Seraphin, and then grab some role players. Or just sign Gortat and LeBron and all’s good. If not, plan everything for Durant 2016 and start sizing up Beal and Wall for their rings.