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Play By Play Announcing Of This Loser Grenading Himself To Bits Is Certainly Something

No, not the Urban Dictionary definition of "Grenading" which is eloquently stated as:

When you're in the shower and you have to poop—Instead of getting out, you poop in your hand, pull back the shower curtain, and toss it in the toilet.

Even thought that may have been less embarrassing.  No, we're talking complete failure of all motor skills, intelligence, and arm strength when attempting to cook and throw a grenade 5 feet.  Instead we look like Carrabis trying to make a throw to the plate and it just bounces off the ground in front of him and right back into his face. Noodle city.

Props to WickedGoodGaming for the solid clip and announcing.  And now, here's your obligatory internet MUST WATCH 2.0 grenade fail video: 

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