Does This Look Like a Pound Of Meth Found in a Woman's Vagina?

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Source – Today in Found at the Border: A woman was caught trying to smuggle a pound of meth into the United States by hiding the stash in her vagina, according to authorities. A federal complaint says agents noticed part of a broken condom hanging out of 31-year-old Claudia Ibarra’s pants as they patted her down at the port of entry in San Luis on Tuesday. Ibarra, a U.S. citizen, was chosen for a pat-down because a Customs and Border Protection officer noticed she was acting very nervous. Once officers found the broken condom during a pat-down in a secured room, officers asked Ibarra to remove her pants and underpants. Ibarra complied, and one officer “was able to see a piece of plastic protruding from her groin area,” according to the federal complaint. “At that time, Ibarra admitted to having a package of methamphetamine concealed inside of her body,” the complaint states. Ibarra had to be taken to a hospital in Yuma because the package “could not be removed from her body,” and the package of meth, weighing exactly one pound, was successfully removed. Ibarra faces two federal drug charges.

 

I’m no judge nor jury, but I’m fairly sure that smuggling that in her vagina might be punishment enough? Holy cow. I’ve watched some weird porn in my time (you guys ever see the one where the girl fucks a care bear? I’m sure the comment section can link to that, it’s a doozy), but I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a girl put a pound of meth up her snatch. How does she get that up there and then lug it around? It’s beyond impressive. Maybe she sucks at smuggling meth, but she has a bright future in the porn industry. Anyone who can get that brick up her poon shoot can for sure do some unthinkable acts with Lexington Steele.