Barstool March Madness TV Tournament - Huge 2nd Round Upsets and Sweet 16 Voting
Down goes Underwood! Down goes Bauer!
DOWN GOES COACH TAYLOR?????
Factor in Tyrion over Riggins and Friday Night Lights has been completely wiped from the bracket! This is absolute lunacy! Mayhem!
Look there’s no doubt about it that Coach Taylor deserved to at least face Walter White to perhaps go to the Final Four. I’m sure a lot of people had him as their champ. But I cant be too upset with him losing to Charlie Kelly. Charlie is maybe the funniest guy on TV. Im not happy about it, but I can live with it.
Kramer beating Underwood is fine too. Kramer is an immortal. Probably got shafted by the committee a bit in his seeding. And this season of House of Cards just stunk so Underwood was ripe for an upset. I can get behind that result.
But I cannot and will not stand by and let you idiots think you made the right choice with Eric Cartman over Jack Bauer. That is an atrocity. Thats a War Crime. You guys are all dumb. You’re dumb and you have bad opinions. Jack Bauer redefined being a bad ass. He tortured terrorists. He sacrificed lives. He did shit for America, directly on the heels of 9/11 nonetheless, never before seen on network TV. Changed TV forever. Fuck you guys you’re dumb.
Other Notes –
Hank Moody getting massacred aint right either. Larry David winning is fine, but Hank deserves more respect.
Mike Ehrmantraut vs Omar Little was a BIG time matchup. Mike was Final Four worthy, but no match for Omar’s shotgun. Omar comin!
Michael Scott annihilated Dwight Schrute. Almost makes you think Dwight threw the matchup out of loyalty.
Full results:
Round 2 – Cable Region
(1) Walter White 4525 89.60%
(8) Corey Matthews 459 9.10%
Round 2 – Cable Region
(5) Dexter 1531 30.30%
(4) Jesse Pinkman 3433 68%
Round 2 – Cable Region
(6) Charlie Kelly 2832 56.10%
(3) Coach Taylor 2119 41.90%
Round 2 – Cable Region
(10) Frank Gallagher 1764 34.90%
(2) Gob Bluth 3119 61.70%
Round 2 – Netflix Region
(1) Homer Simpson 4310 85.30%
(8) Carrie Mathison 646 12.80%
Round 2 – Netflix Region
(5) Larry David 3992 79%
(4) Hank Moody 969 19.20%
Round 2 – Netflix Region
(6) Tim Riggins 2137 42.30%
(3) Tyrion Lannister 2793 55.30%
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Round 2 – Netflix Region
(7) Eric Cartman 3131 62%
(2) Jack Bauer 1838 36.40%
Round 2 – On-Demand Region
(1) George Costanza 4237 83.90%
(8) Mr. Feeney 724 14.30%
Round 2 – On-Demand Region
(12) Uncle Jesse 2168 42.90%
(4) Rust Cohle 2781 55%
Round 2 – On-Demand Region
(6) Kramer 2961 58.60%
(3) Frank Underwood 2003 39.60%
Round 2 – On-Demand Region
(7) Jax Teller 1896 37.50%
(2) Don Draper 3020 59.80%
Round 2 – Premium Region
(1) Tony Soprano 3494 69.20%
(9) Fresh Prince 1485 29.40%
Round 2 – Premium Region
(5) Gus Fring 3402 67.30%
(13) Dr. House 1525 30.20%
Round 2 – Premium Region
(6) Mike Ehrmantraut 2234 44.20%
(3) Omar Little 2668 52.80%
Round 2 – Premium Region
(7) Dwight Shrute 910 18%
(2) Michael Scott 4079 80.70%