Birthday Party Was Going Swimmingly Till A Fireball Melted Everyone's Face Off

And by going swimmingly I mean that poor kid was taking eggs to the face from the friendzone because that’s the life he chose.  Fun.  But who would’ve though putting a live firework in a cake then dangling it below flammable gas would be risky besides everyone with a pulse?  These Asians really let me down on this one.  Thought they were required to be smarter than that.

Big boy was probably more upset about the cake dropping than almost resembling Two-Face for the rest of his days.  Oh the humanity!