Okay, I don't know if it's my favorite overall, but it made me laugh. 48 holes, 8 hours, and a 20,000 dollar earring for a fat fuck who you hate just to get an edge. Just so Charles will look at you like this
while MJ proceeds to rip his fucking heart out. There's nobody like MJ. He is like a 20th century Sun Tzu. Just losing the battle to win the war. All he cared about was winning the big picture. Winning that championship and if it meant filling Barkley with beer, hot dogs, and an inflated sense of self-worth for a day then so be it. Jordan would do whatever it took.