My favorite time of the year, when our President takes 20 minutes to fill out an NCAA bracket while the entire world around him burns. Killing Isis, saving jobs, fixing the economy, stopping climate change? All of those things could have happened instead of Obama putting Villanova in the Final Four (bonehead pick btw). So here they are, my 5 favorite burns from this morning. Also, when a Republican gets back in the White House I will make fun of all the people who criticize him for filling out a bracket as well, but I’m sure I’ll be called a Liberal loving asshole at some point here even though I’m making fun of the internet crazies that take this shit wayyy too seriously, whatever.
5. Horse Dancing
Valid point here, one that I don’t fully understand, but still valid. I just don’t think we’d ever hear about Romney and his show horses. Actually, I’ve NEVER heard about Romney and his horse dancing and he’s not even President, makes you think…..
4. Burn City
Feel like Sean made a twitter account just to lay the “Celebrity in Chief” burn. Probably has been saying it for years now and all his friends have been telling him “Hey Sean, when are you going to man up and create a twitter account and use that burn on Obama himself?” Then one day Sean sacked up and did it, and this is the result, absolutely CRUSHED it.
Sidenote – Sean, not to tell you how to do your job but Golfer In Chief is pretty sweet as well.
And Unemployed Jeremy with the subtle but perfect NObama
Live look at the White House.
Wait, does this actually work? Asking for a guy who hasn’t filled out a bracket yet. Have I been doing this all wrong for years? Does Kentucky have a muslim outreach program? When was the last time Calipari went to Church?
2. Everyone who thinks ISIS could have been thwarted in 20 minutes
All great points imo.
1. Craziest tourney ever!
Jason seems like a fun guy to hang out with at parties.