New Mexico Man Says Dog Told Him To Shoot His Ex In The Head After She Changed Her Facebook Status To Single
Crime Feed – Following in The Son of Sam’s footsteps and taking crime advice from a dog? This is what one New Mexican man who is facing a number of serious charges after a near deadly shooting claims. Police say 48-year-old Matthew Gonzales said neighbor’s dog told him to shoot his ex-girlfriend after she posted to Facebook that she’s “single.” The 34-year-old victim, who is not identified, was found lying in the middle of the road around 7:30 a.m. last Tuesday with a gunshot to the head, reports the ABQ Journal. The report went on to say the woman was rushed to the hospital and treated after paramedics were called. She is expected to survive. The victim reportedly told police, after she was questioned, that Gonzales was the one who shot her. After the alleged incident, reports say Gonzales turned himself in to a local church after his boss convinced him to do the right thing. Gonzales was arrested and during his questioning he revealed to police his neighbor’s dog communicates (somehow) with him and the animal told him specifically, “You need to take care of this.”
Facebook, man. That shit is the Devil when it comes to relationships. In the beginning it helped you get laid, but after that once you’ve got a girlfriend its all down hill. First of all its just another platform for your girl to snoop on. Just another source of headaches when she sees who else you’ve talked to or looked at. Then when you eventually break up you absolutely torture yourself looking at the your ex’s pictures as they’re having fun with all sorts of new people. And the reason you broke up of course is over a dispute of changing your Relationship Status. She was mad you didnt change it to “In A Relationship” or you woke up one day and saw she changed it to “Single” and next thing you know your next door neighbor’s dog is telling you to shoot her in the head. Its brutal. Honestly no good can come of it.
And I know that you’re gonna say this dude is crazy for talking to dogs but you know what? I believe him, yo. I dunno why. I just do. Dogs are perceptive, man. They can tell your feelings. The second you see that the woman you still love changes her status to Single your heart drops. Your brain goes cloudy and you’re instantly depressed. Thats like the final nail in the coffin where you know its officially over. And your dog can sense that shit. Fido next door takes one look at you lookin all dejected and he thinks “I bet some bitch changed her fb status on him. He should go fucking kill that slut.” So you share a moment with some eye contact and a nod and you go shoot her. There’s a connection there. Some sort of communication. They dont call them “man’s best friend” for nothin.