Dude Drinks 7 Shamrock Shakes In Under Five Minutes
It’s March. Yesterday was St. Patrick’s Day. That can only mean one thing. Shamrock shakes. Now, I will say that I don’t go crazy over Shamrock Shakes like a lot of people. There’s people out there who will put a knife through your throat for saying that but its true. I’m pretty skeptical about any food item that mixes mint and ice cream or mint and anything really. I have a mental block about it. I associate mint with gum and brushing my teeth and that ruins it in ice cream for me. Don’t get me wrong, if somebody hands me a Shamrock Shake I’m not gonna knock it outta their hand in disgust. I’m not a monster. I’ll drink the shit out of it. I just won’t seek one out myself. As for this guy, more power to him I guess. That’s a fuck ton of Shamrock Shake to drink. No chance that dude wasn’t puking his guts into the nearest toilet after the video. No fucking chance. He might still be puking as we speak.
PS- What’s with these competitive eaters being skinny and, like, in shape? That doesn’t seem fair. I want my competitive eaters to be 500 pounds and sweating Crisco. Look the part, be the part mother fucker.