Protests are happening all over the country. Some for the opening of states, others against the opening of states. This one seems to be a one-man show. Grim reaper style. I gotta say, god bless that man for wearing all black to a beach on a Friday. Plus, he's a lawyer. These hours on the beach spent protesting could've been billed at an ungodly rate.
All that being said, if this what the grim reaper looks and sounds like, hell may not be that bad of a time. The guy seems pretty chill. I could convince him all my sins weren't that bad. Or maybe that's what he wants me to think. He may be plotting something bigger: