Anndddd down the stretch they come. Nothing like it, man. Derby was supposed to be this weekend so we're going to still act like it's going on. Make the bourbon slush. Bet and watch the Arkansas Derby. Slap on your finest pair of sweatpants and a hat. There are very few things as exciting as the home stretch of a race like the Derby with a bunch of horses right there in contention. Enjoy the 10 minutes and have a damn weekend.