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Kentucky Mayor "Finds" Woman "Living" In His Cellar

The Mayor of Bowling Green, Kentucky is claiming that he found a young woman living in his cellar and had no idea she was there! ARTICLE

Wilkerson had slept over at a home he’d been renovating when, last Wednesday morning, he “heard a ruckus” outside the house that he tried to ignore. When the noise wouldn’t stop, the former Bowling Green police officer went on a search for clues that quickly led to a spot of blood on the cellar door of the home.

The cellar was empty, but he did find a plastic bag stuffed with women’s clothing. That’s when he called the police to inquire on reports of missing women.

They found none, so he went back to renovating.

Went back to renovating? Pretty sure that's when you either set up a stake out, relentlessly staring at that fucking cellar door, or you demand the cops come over to do a crime scene investigation, due to the BLOOD on the door. You certainly don't go back inside to continue picking paint colors for your bathroom.

Later that day, while working on the house, he found that some electrical switches had lost power, which prompted him to investigate the premises again. This time, he found the cellar door ajar — and a frightened woman inside.

“She said, ‘I’m hiding from someone,’ ” Wilkerson told the newspaper. An instant later, the woman ran out of the cellar and down the street.

The woman, who the mayor said was about 20 years old, has not yet been identified. Wilkerson, for his part, wanted to come forward to the press about his involvement with the incident.

“I told the officers when they came that she didn’t steal anything. I asked the officers why they were grinning and they said that no matter how they write the report, it’s going to say the mayor locked a woman in his house,”

Whoa, that sure is funny Mayor Wilkerson, what a laugh riot! 

The Mayor doth protest too much, methinks!

I don't know, Mayor Wilkerson seems pretty normal looking to me, probably has a ton of friends that would say he's a real nice guy and they wouldn't dream he would keep a woman locked inside a cellar. Nice mustache, balding head, probably goes to church on Sundays. Where have I heard that before?

Now, I am CERTAINLY not saying that Mayor Wilkerson is a killer, or was keeping a young woman held captive in his cellar and then when she escaped he called the cops/his buddies and said he randomly found her there. That would be a ridiculous thing for a Mayor to do, and highly unlikely, but it is a possibility..

BTW the difference between a cellar and a basement is… 

A basement is the floor of a building which is partly or entirely below ground level.

A cellar is a room below ground level in a house that is often only used for storing wine or coal, it is used for a specific purposeSource

Oh yea, that place looks normal, if you want to film a horror movie about a woman who is being held captive inside a cellar by a fucking Mayor!

Jesus Christ, this Mayor had a cellar and nobody even knew it!!

Again, I am certainly not insinuating the Mayor was up to no good here, but you really have to leave no stone unturned when it comes to "finding" a young woman inside a cellar.

Hopefully the young lady turns up unharmed and safe!!

Have a great fucking day!