This is classic Slander Sox Ed. Just goads, goads and goads some more. Look, everyone knows my right arm cashes fucking checks and that it puts asses in seats.
But I am NOT committed to playing QB at MSU. Don't listen to that moron Ed. This is a classic case of #FakeNews and yellow journalism pitched by Eddie, which should come as no surprise because he's a habitual goader, but I will have none of it. Sorry Mel Tucker, I wouldn't ever go play for a defensive minded coach that couldn't stop a nose bleed in his time at Colorado.
Instead, I'm committing to play QB for noted offensive genius Pat Fitzgerald and Northwestern University:
Coach Fitz offered me after he watched me drunkenly throw footballs through the goalposts of an NU vs. Cal game 6 years ago as a 24 year old:
Absolutely MISSILES. And no, I never gave USC and Coach Duggs any consideration. I wouldn't play for that yellow bellied sellout. Never in a million years. Hopefully USC is good enough to face myself and NU in the Rose Bowl this season so I can shove the ball down his throat.