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Manny Ramirez Is Attempting To Make Another Comeback

I miss Manny Ramirez being in the batter's box, too. If I could only allow one retired MLB player access to the Fountain of Youth, with the purpose being to be able to rewatch their prime years in present time, I would give that access to Manny Ramirez.

And sure, I'd love to see David Ortiz back out there, but that man has given all he could give to the game of baseball. Manny is still out here trying to crack homers at the age of 48. That, and I'm right-handed. There's just something about right-handers gravitating more towards right-handed hitters and lefties doing the same with left-handed hitters. I think it's as simple as right-handed hitters couldn't grow up pretending to be David Ortiz in the backyard playing wiffleball. They could pretend to be Manny, though.

But if you followed Manny's career in real time, he probably would've been the last guy you would've predicted to have tried to keep playing this late in life. His reputation was that he was lazy, didn't care, didn't want to be there, etc. And you know what? Sometimes, all of those things were true. Sometimes he was lazy, whether that be nonchalantly chasing after a ball in the gap or having a no doubter double end up being a single because he thought it was a homer.

Sometimes he didn't care. I mean, he straight up said, "If it doesn't happen, so who cares? There's always next year. It's not like it's the end of the world," when the Red Sox were down 3-1 to the Indians in the 2007 ALCS. They went on to win that series and the World Series, by the way. Sometimes he didn't want to be there. He'd show up late to spring training because he was selling his grill on eBay, he'd have strep throat but be seen out at the bar with former teammates, and he'd forget which knee he injured because the injury was made up to get a day or two off.

But that's how "Manny being Manny" was born, because for all the bullshit that his teammates, coaches, fans and the media who covered him had to put up with, it was (mostly) all worth it when he got in the batter's box. He was hands down the best right-handed hitter I've ever seen with honorable mentions to Albert Pujols and Miguel Cabrera. Spare me the statistics; I'm going straight off of pure talent and skill. Manny was in a league of his own with how perfect his swing was, and how his mind worked.

Baseball is already back and full steam ahead in Taiwan, so there better be a team out there that's willing to give Manny a shot. The world needs this right now. I don't care where Manny steps into a batter's box. I'll be watching.