Cool, So Watching Piranhas Eat Is Absolutely Terrifying

This is the part where I say, “Fuuuuuuuuck that.  Fuck that very day of the week and twice on Sundays” and it’s still as true now as it’s ever been.  I know I’m a pussy.  I know that.  I’ve known that for awhile now especially when it comes to anything that has to do with species living in water.  It’s a mental block that I can get past for whatever reason.  But you can’t watch the video and not almost shit your pants.  It’s impossible.  Just imagine jumping head first into that.  You never would but just imagine it.  You’d be nothing but bone dust in 6 seconds flat.  Why aren’t weaponizing these things?  It sounds like an idea that Dr. Evil would have (lasers on dolphin head wasn’t exactly a roaring success) but there has to be a way we can put these things to go use.  Maybe drop them into ISIS’s water supply?  Is that a thing we could do?  Let’s at least try it.