Dude Completely Passed Out While Trying To Roll A Joint On The Subway
The struggle is so so real for this dude. I genuinely feel bad for him. So close but so far. You know he was so bombed and all he wanted to do is roll his joint, get a little high, eat some pizza and call it a night. I feel like someone should have had the heart to help him. Like I wish I could have woken him up, rolled that J, ordered him pizza and tucked him in for the night. Problem is A) I never ever associate with strangers let alone ones passed out on the subway, 2) I was always a goddam disaster trying to roll anything. Just turned into a slobbery, floppy, loose mess. Honestly me trying to roll was like me going down on a chick. Just making a mess with my tongue and trying to maneuver my fingers in the right way. As you can imagine I rolled very shitty joints and was a goddam disaster at oral sex.
So I was never gonna be the hero to wake this guy up and help him but someone out there with a bigger heart and a better skillset should have.