Baldy's Breakdown Of The Hog Mollies The Giants Drafted This Year Is Big Blue Boner Jams Material

I never thought watching a guy with a deep voice and a mangled finger talk about offensive linemen's health while recording his computer monitor would send blood to all the right places on my body. Yet here we are. I can't even say that this is the blandest Baldy's Breakdown to cause me to swoon considering Baldy breaking down just how shitty Daniel Jones' Duke teammates were had me ready to gas up and Danwagon and ride through the pits of hell in a gasoline chariot for our new QB1.

But that video is exactly what I want to see out of our newest batch of Hog Mollies after begging the Giants to address the offensive line for almost a decade. I don't need guys that broke Combine records in the 40 or dunked basketballs in high school (even though that line of Matt Peart having the same wingspan as Kareem Abdul Jabbar may have convinced me he will be a franchise right tackle for 10 years). I just want to see guys playing college football, which is what these three mammoths did 141 straight times. As Todd McShay once famously said on the Barstool airwaves that the best ability is availability. Granted, he said that as KFC hobbled through the first Barstool Combine like Quasimodo. But drafting good players only matters if those players actually play. If they are injury prone, you are only as good as your backups, which is pretty much the level the Giants offensive line has played at in recent years.

I know people say NFL teams have the biggest advantage when their franchise QB is on his rookie deal and that paying a running back a big 2nd contract is a fool's errand. But I say lock Danny Dimes and Saquon The Don up for life right now before their stats go to another level with competent linemen that may actually stay healthy for the entire season blocking in front of them.

P.S. In case Baldy, the other draft "experts, and the fact he is Jamaican didn't make you fall in love with Matt Peart, this should do the trick.