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The Duality Of Man: Elias Pettersson Can't Shoot A Basketball For Shit

Well now we know why we never see Sweden in the Olympics and World Cup for basketball. I gotta be honest, I'm a little more shocked that there are even hoops up in Sweden in the first place than I'm appalled at that stroke. But it's just crazy that a man who has a set of hands crafted from the finest silk in all of the land...

...can also be the Mayor of Brick City. One of the best shooters the sport of hockey has to offer and he's got a shot that makes Sandy Lyle look like Kyle Korver.