The Infamous "Jordan Rules" Were Really Just A Code Word For "Beat The Shit Out Of MJ"

"Trap one wing"..okay. Cool. "Double on the baseline". Fine. Normal. "Force him left". Yep, heard that one before. "When he jumps...kill him". 

Ah, The Jordan Rules. That era of our fathers' basketball when you could just assault a guy. If a guy was better than you, just take his head off. Unbelievable. It's crazy to finally hear the Pistons and their coaching staff detailing exactly what the Jordan rules were and they're everything everyone always suspected. Just straight up assault and battery. It's no wonder Jordan still hates them