"We Goin' To Fuckin' Philly" - John Hightower's Grandma Who Is Already A Philadelphia Legend
And all you idiots out there thought Howie Roseman can't draft? Uhhhh hey, bozos, Howie just got the biggest steal of the 5th round by locking up John Hightower's potty mouthed grandma. Granny is gonna fit right in at the Linc on Sundays in the fall. Bet you can catch her out at Jetro approximately 7 hours before kickoff getting absolutely mangled with the rest of the city before heading into the game and booing the shit out of Dallas. What a woman. What a legend. What a draft pick.
P.S. - On top of it all, Howie also managed to sneak this trade in there today.
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I'm starting to love the way this team is rounding out and I cannot wait to laugh directly in everybody's face when they finally come around on the Hurts pick.