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I Don't Care What You Say, Boneless Wings Are Not Just For Children

For those of you who don't know, we talk a lot about food on Barstool Breakfast. It comes with the territory when you have hosts the size of offensive linemen, literally. So when Willie casually mentioned that Boneless wings were for children it sparked a debate which we took to twitter...

And let me tell you something, I'm glad we did because I could not agree more. Boneless wings are not for just children- they're for everyone. Adults included. If you want to be a simp and eat boneless wings at the bar (remember when we had bars?) be my guest, just know that you're going to look like a baby. Know that people are going to make fun of you and they're going to call you a child. I don't know why, but that's the way it is. It's an unfortunate rule of society that personally I think needs to change. Boneless wings are an "at home" food. Any sort of public setting requires a wing-on bone. Act accordingly. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.